Rafael Santiago.

unshaped:

"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"

image

4 minutes ago with 201,159 notes

cknd:

Dogs probably think I am magical because rooms light up when I enter them.

13 minutes ago with 13,323 notes

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

21 minutes ago with 639,711 notes

suspend:

there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below

30 minutes ago with 228,377 notes

percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

38 minutes ago with 452,143 notes

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

47 minutes ago with 620,110 notes

coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

55 minutes ago with 400,078 notes

flewor:

*waits for dealer to text me first*

1 hour ago with 25,599 notes

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

1 hour ago with 291,912 notes

if-i-go:

donde-esta-mi-queso:

If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy” so why is that if someone forcibly enters a woman without her consent they say “if you didn’t dress like a slut this wouldn’t have happened, you should dress more modestly”?

why doesn’t this have more notes

1 hour ago with 156,723 notes