Rafael Santiago.

kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

5 minutes ago with 626,558 notes

  • college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in

13 minutes ago with 119,705 notes

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

22 minutes ago with 382,623 notes

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

30 minutes ago with 419,583 notes

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

39 minutes ago with 440,135 notes

rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

56 minutes ago with 311,761 notes

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

1 hour ago with 616,817 notes

m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

1 hour ago with 585,803 notes