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foodchewer:

secretlifeofawasian:

foodchewer:

just got my first boner

Congratulations

thanks it was hard

23 minutes ago with 146,214 notes

jeanmarcoing:

*looks at pet* fucking furry lmao

31 minutes ago with 34,190 notes

vuov:

but ur so woah and im so oh

40 minutes ago with 506,413 notes

theannieplanet:

do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl

48 minutes ago with 246,198 notes

fvming:

"You don’t have many followers"

Jesus only had 12

57 minutes ago with 59,669 notes

onesteppcloser:

imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.

1 hour ago with 167,429 notes

encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

1 hour ago with 510,412 notes

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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1 hour ago with 211,872 notes